Loot Pets, like Loot Crate this month, was Futuristic. Whether she likes it or not, Kylo is a sci-fi girl and so, even if just in my head, she was super excited about this theme. She is definitely 100% aware of what the Loot Pets crate looks like now and that it is for her, which makes it a bit of a nightmare when it arrives and a lot of a nightmare to try and get the photos done. And, how awesome is this paper?
So let’s see if the excitement was worth it!
EXCLUSIVE Barkstronaut Bites Dog Treats (Loot Pet Labs)
‘Mark new territory! Boldly go where no dog has gone before! And, of course, trek through the stars for some truly tasty treats! These highly advanced chicken sausage disks are 100% all natural and made in the USA, just like those snazzy flags on the moon’
Ok, I need to find someone round here that sells these treats so I can have a permanent supply of them. I know I have said that Kylo loves all of the treats we have had but these ones are great. The are a good small size so that she doesn’t walk off and sit down to eat them, they are soft and easy for her to chew and swallow and she does everything you ask just to get one of these. We have been looking for the perfect treats to do loose lead and focus training for ages and none of them have worked but I think these ones are the winner! I wonder if just cooking up hot dogs and cutting them up would have the same effect, although I don’t think that is very healthy. Man, being a responsible pawrent makes my head hurt.
EXCLUSIVE Rick and Morty “Snowball” Collar Charm (Loot Pet Labs)
‘Ever wish your pup was smarter? Like, say, smart enough to talk, build a robot exoskeleton and enslave humanity? Learn to regret your wishes with this Snowball collar charm from Rick and Morty!’
This may be the only moment I will ever wish Kylo was a boy. If only purely because this would be even funnier… (Spoilers)
If you haven’t watched Rick and Morty, then what have you been doing with your life? Although, be warned, it is not for the faint of heart or for children, but you should definitely be watching it.
“Fetch and Glow” Ball Toy (Spunky Pup)
‘The dog of the future deserves the toy of the future. Luckily, you’ve got a fun ball that glows in the dark, floats in water and zero gravity and comes in four different colours! Which will you get?’
Ok, first of all, let’s talk about the elephant in the room, I did spend a good 10 minutes giggling about the fact that the brand is called ‘Spunky’ Pup and I do question if that word means the same in other places as it does here. If it does, first of all, I know that I’m childish but i don’t care because it’s fun and secondly, what were you thinking calling your brand Spunky?
Now that I’ve got that out of the way, this is the first toy from Loot Pets that Kylo hasn’t really been a massive fan of. She’s played fetch with it a few times when we’ve been up the field but she won’t keep it in her mouth the entire way back to us and she doesn’t really play with it at home. I think she much prefers soft or squidgy and she definitely loves a squeaker. It does glow, I haven’t checked to see if it floats in water and we definitely got the best colour of the four, the others were orange, pink and yellow.
EXCLUSIVE Jetsons “Jumpin, Jupiter” Dog T-shirt (A Crowded Coop)
‘Whether you’ve got an incorrigible corgi or a devious great dane, getting into trouble with your canine companion is a timeless delight! Celebrate your mutt’s many misadventures with this cool Jetsons tee (that isn’t going out of style any time soon).’
Ah, I love The Jetsons, such a good cartoon, the young ‘un’s have no idea what they are missing these days with the lack of old school cartoons. This shirt features Elroy atop of Astro on a bright blue tee. The print is nice and bright but feels a little bit plasticy, it seems like one of those prints that will get a good, soft vintage look when it’s been washed a few times too many, which will look awesome. This colour though, I think it looks fab on Kylo, see for yourself.
Doesn’t she look lush? She’s starting to get a bit better at photos, even if it does take a bit of coaxing still, she’s so photogenic though.
EXCLUSIVE Jetsons “Spaced Out” Human T-Shirt (Bioworld)
‘If there’s anything we’ve learned from Astro Jetson, it’s that some things never change. You pup will always love rides in the (hover) car, (bionic) belly rubs and just spacing out (among the stars). Oh, and you. Especially when you wear such stylish shirts!’
I love this shirt! I’m pretty sure that this is the first time the dog and human tees have been different, it’s the first time since we’ve been getting Loot Pets anyway. I really like this tee and I wish, wish, wish, that it was a fitted ladies tee and failing that, I wish I knew how to re-work a unisex tee to actually look good on me. The print on this one is already a soft vintage style print and the colour of the tee is a dusty blue. Excellent quality as always.
So that’s the July Loot Pets done and dusted, what did you think of it? If you’re thinking of signing up for you pooch or kitty (you could just do the smallest size) then pop over here http://looted.by/d07P2 to get $5 off your first month. I’ll just leave you with this photo of Kylo with the most perfected ‘I’m fed up with your shit Mum!’ look ever!